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Saturday, 1 December 2012

I'M A WOMAN AND I LOVE FOOTBALL! SHOCKING RIGHT?


If you are a girl reading this post and follow football you will probably identify with the amount of disdain we female football supporters get from our male counterpart. We always have to prove that we actually know the sport because for some men, only possessing male genitalia can assure that you are a football supporter with proper opinions on the game. All I get is “Oh you must watch it for the boys” Fuck off, I watch it because I enjoy the sport. Are men so insecure about things that they must question any woman's encroachment upon their precious sport with proof of loyalty and sound (often resonating) opinion? 

I’ve been watching football since 2002 only because I saw the sexiest man I’d ever laid eyes on during the WC. Freddie Ljungberg. I devoted all my free time researching and watching every Arsenal match and soon I realized, I really enjoyed the sport, regardless of Freddie’s involvement. It’s been 10 years now, my dedication has not once floundered, I watch more than just the EPL. Always have. However, I still get asked, so how long you been supporting Arsenal, do you watch any other games besides Arsenal, other leagues? offside rule? etc etc. (with a sneer no doubt)

I do objectify players. I tweet about their bodies. I pass sleazy comments. So? But wouldn’t men do the same if they were in our place and the players were so damn hot? You bet your ass they would. Don't even get me started about the lewd things men say when they watch a certain Ms. Sharapova play. Sure lets talk endlessly about her orgasmic grunts but no talking about Giroud's abs okay? That doesn’t mean I am incapable of judging a players performance. I have never justified any shit player simply because he was good looking. I know there are a lot of ‘fake’ female supporters out there but there are plenty of fake football fans in general regardless of sex. Also I’m a straight woman, so what if I like checking out the players? I think men need to stop acting like such bitches and leave it to the high school girls.

I started doing a few videos last month about Arsenal games, I cannot even recount the amount of people who said they were surprised I have an opinion on the game. It’s like because I have boobs I’m only supposed to know all the shades of purple and nothing else.  I’ve had so many conversations and debates where, when men having nothing substantial to say after a point,  just like playing the ‘chicks-don’t-know’ card. Guess what, we do know stuff and some of us know it better than you. So just stfu and you go make me a sandwich, asshole.

Thursday, 15 November 2012

Friday, 31 August 2012

THE 10 CURRENT HOTTEST FOOTBALL PLAYERS!



WHY? Well it’s time to take a break from all this transfer window stress and look at some pretty boys.


1. Olivier Giroud

*A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ALL THE OVARIES THAT JUST EXPLODED*
                       
                 


If you’re still expecting an explanation to why he’s number 1, I think you should go back and look at the pictures again. Also I see no need to add pictures of him clothed because it really is a waste :)



2.     Matts  Hummels

The German players have always been sexy but Matts seems like he’s descended from a different planet of Gods really. That messy hair, soulful eyes and puppy dog expression with that natural pout can just leave you wondering why life isn’t fair to some of us.

                    

And this is what Gods look like when they eat and go mountain climbing

 


                                       3. Sergio Ramos


I’ve always preferred the Germans to the Spaniards when it comes to looks but right before the Euros something strange happened. Sergio Ramos chopped of his locks and BAM! overnight he turned into the hottest hunk ever insuring a spot in the Top 3, have a look!
                                                                                                  
 “What? I can’t hear you over the sound of my sexy abs?”
                               

Ramos looks nice clothed too                                      Okay so much better!
                   
                                                                          

4. Claudio Marchisio

You’re licking the screen right now, aren’t you? Ya, me too

Besides the fact that I want to keep saying his name again and again in hushed tones while he stares at me with those piercing eyes and delicate bone structure and feeds me Tiramisu, Claudio misses our top 3 because he always looks a bit sad, no? 


                                 Aww don’t be so sad, come to mama sweety!



5. Jerome Boateng

I know some women might prefer his more flamboyant brother but classy Jerome closes our Top 5. Reinforcing the idea that men look most delish in formals, Boateng looks so dapper always that I’d be running home to mom with this one.  So handsome! <3
 
Even the bell boy can’t help but stare in awe 
*sigh* Who wouldn’t love coming home to this?!
 


6. Thomas Vermaelen
                      

Those lips…. Errr… what was I saying?
Thomas Ver…

       
Those cheek bones! …….. OK! I need a break.


7. Mario Gomez


I rest my case.



8. Yoann  Gourcuff
I always associate him with some sort of chocolatey goodness especially since he makes me feel so goey inside.  Don’t you just want to eat him up?

Just stop Yoann, you’re killing us!

He packs an impressive body under all that cuteness, yum!


9. Joe Hart

No we don’t have an English player quota to fill or anything for his addition. Joe Hart is truly super adorable.
All that 6”5ft blonde goodness coupled with wrists the size of my head is so hot!
If there was a poll for the cutest arse he would win, cheeks up! ;)


 
10.  Damien  Perquis
Closing our list is the Polish hottie, who looks more like a rugby player but we’re not complaining. With such chiseled features and manly-masculine sex appeal a lack of shirtless pics of him was a bummer but his face is equally gorgeous, so here!

Grumpy Perquis!

Happy Perquis :)



HONORARY MENTION!


Andre Villas –Boas
                      Because I enjoy staring at him and he look so FIT in those crisp white shirts.



                                

Friday, 15 July 2011

Death by Brownies

  I love these brownies, yummy, gooey and so full of deliciously vile sin. Another evil recipe from my mother. I have actually made them myself with a little help from mom. I chopped the marshmallows and the cherries !

Warning : These brownies might result in delusions, temporary rapture and violent outbursts if there is only 1 piece left.

 

     INGREDIENTS:

  • 1/2 cup butter, melted
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 1/2 cup flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 -2 cup chocolate chips
  • 1 -2 cup chopped cherries
  • 1 -2 cup marshmallows (chopped small) 
 
PROCEDURE (Is it Method ? I'm not sure. Pharmacy habit)

  •  Preheat oven to 180 Celsius

  • Grease square pan

  • In a bowl combine melted butter and cocoa and stir til cocoa dissolves.

  • Add sugar and mix

  • Add eggs one at a time and stir till mixed well.

  • Add vanilla, flour and salt

  • Fold in chocochips, cherries, marshmallows

  • Spread in pan and bake for approximately 25 minutes

    This is what ours looked like :D


  • I Know Right !

    Monday, 11 July 2011

    For the 'Straight' Peeps !

    So a lot of the straight- haired people have been asking me to mention some products for them too. So, based on some extensive research by me (ok not really) here are some tips and recommended products to give you guys shiny, flaxen, straight hair or whatever it that you seek. All data has been compiled by a straight -haired person. She has lovely shiny hair that she simply loves showing off. Such a Bitch ! I know right! 
    Also - Yes ! boys can use these products too, No we will not ostracize you'll for using products in fact we are more than happy when you guys actually wash your hair. Seriously.


    SHAMPOOING
    Always remember you can never use one shampoo forever. It’s always best to keep switching in- between for the best possible effect of the product. If you have dry hair and use a shampoo for that, and it will automatically increases the level of oil on your scalp and it keeps increasing with each wash. So eventually you might want to move on to a shampoo for oily hair to maintain a balance..So the best shampoo’s reigning the market are: 
          1. So Sexy:Smooth Straight & Sexy Shampoo from Victoria’s Secrets: Contains Chamomile extract leaving hair easy to manage. 
           2. So Sexy:Smooth Straight & Sexy Conditioner from Victoria’s Secrets: Deeply conditions with nourishing Shea butter leaving hair healthy and shiny.
    OR
                      3. Dove Daily Therapy Shampoo: Definitely protects hair and has a gentle effect.
                     4. Dove Daily Therapy Conditioner : Moisturizes your hair all the way to the tip.


    For Limp Hair: 

    1) Wella’s Volumize Shampoo: Strengthens fine hair without over-weighing it. Creates light volume. 
      2) L’OREAL Professionel Volume Expand Shampoo And Conditioner: Designed to give body, moisturize and strengthen the lengths and ends.

    Tip: After shampooing be sure to use a serum on damp hair or Moroccan oil.


    Post-Shampoo Care:

    1.
    So Sexy: Smoothing Shine Serum
    from Victoria’s Secrets: Smoothes fly-a ways, controls frizz and tames rebellious hair without weighing it down. Maintains color and tone of color treated hair. Non-greasy and non-drying.
                             L’OREAL Professionel Liss Extreme : For control, shine and suppleness for unruly stubborn hair.

    Tip: Never over-use any kind of serum as it can lead to a greasy and oily look.

    Styling Tips: For all those of you that get tired of having straight hair and want to try out something different without it taking up a lot of your time and energy. Here’s a quick fix:  

    SCRUNCH HAIR.

    The easiest effect to accomplish.

    -Let your hair air-dry .
    -Spray on Wella High Hair Style Foundation ( Light Control ): The ultimate style foundation for all hair types. With double-impact shine enhancement complex. Infuses your color with a brilliant shine while strengthening from within. Spray evenly on damp hair.
    -Then with both hands cup your hair in the upward direction and squeeze a few time, to achieve the desired curl definition.
    -Let your hair dry completely before you apply a lightweight hair spray to keep your scrunched hair in place.

    You may also achieve this look with mousse.
    Wella’s System Professional Curl Saver: Conditions your waves and increases hair’s vitality.


    Stay tuned for different hairstyles for straight and curly hair. If you have any more questions I’d be happy to help you. Most of the products can be bought from Beautiful, it’s in bandra near Pali hill/Khar.

    Saturday, 2 July 2011

    How is your life today ?

    Recently I had a minor exam- induced breakdown. Given the level of my studying and the proximity of the exam, I had a minor panic attack when a friend questioned me about how my so called preparation was going. I was literally delirious with panic at the idea of actually giving the exam. Noticing my plight he asked me to listen to one of the most beautiful songs I have ever heard. It left me all calm and relaxed. Thought I'd share it with you guys. Thankyou Kuku ! :D