Pride, Envy and Other Sins.: THE 10 CURRENT HOTTEST FOOTBALL PLAYERS!

WHY? Well it’s time to take a break from all this transfer window stress and look at some pretty boys.

1. Olivier Giroud


A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ALL THE OVARIES THAT JUST EXPLODED

If you’re still expecting an explanation to why he’s number 1, I think you should go back and look at the pictures again. Also I see no need to add pictures of him clothed because it really is a waste :)

2. Matts Hummels

The German players have always been sexy but Matts seems like he’s descended from a different planet of Gods really. That messy hair, soulful eyes and puppy dog expression with that natural pout can just leave you wondering why life isn’t fair to some of us.

And this is what Gods look like when they eat and go mountain climbing

3. Sergio Ramos

I’ve always preferred the Germans to the Spaniards when it comes to looks but right before the Euros something strange happened. Sergio Ramos chopped of his locks and BAM! overnight he turned into the hottest hunk ever insuring a spot in the Top 3, have a look!

“What? I can’t hear you over the sound of my sexy abs?”

Ramos looks nice clothed too Okay so much better!

4. Claudio Marchisio

You’re licking the screen right now, aren’t you? Ya, me too

Besides the fact that I want to keep saying his name again and again in hushed tones while he stares at me with those piercing eyes and delicate bone structure and feeds me Tiramisu, Claudio misses our top 3 because he always looks a bit sad, no?

Aww don’t be so sad, come to mama sweety!

5. Jerome Boateng

I know some women might prefer his more flamboyant brother but classy Jerome closes our Top 5. Reinforcing the idea that men look most delish in formals, Boateng looks so dapper always that I’d be running home to mom with this one. So handsome! <3


Even the bell boy can’t help but stare in awe

*sigh* Who wouldn’t love coming home to this?!

6. Thomas Vermaelen

Those lips…. Errr… what was I saying?

Thomas Ver…

Those cheek bones! …….. OK! I need a break.

7. Mario Gomez

I rest my case.

8. Yoann Gourcuff

I always associate him with some sort of chocolatey goodness especially since he makes me feel so goey inside. Don’t you just want to eat him up?

Just stop Yoann, you’re killing us!

He packs an impressive body under all that cuteness, yum!

9. Joe Hart

No we don’t have an English player quota to fill or anything for his addition. Joe Hart is truly super adorable.

All that 6”5ft blonde goodness coupled with wrists the size of my head is so hot!

If there was a poll for the cutest arse he would win, cheeks up! ;)

10. Damien Perquis

Closing our list is the Polish hottie, who looks more like a rugby player but we’re not complaining. With such chiseled features and manly-masculine sex appeal a lack of shirtless pics of him was a bummer but his face is equally gorgeous, so here!